Lindsay Lohan’s New Music Video Is As Weird As You’d Expect | Betches

Lindsay Lohan is in kind of a weird place. After being one of the biggest movie stars of the early 2000s, she’s all but been banished to pursue random AF careers in the Middle East. After several years of failed relationships and business ventures (remember her reality show along with it, and she was tragically not cast as Ariel in the live action Little Mermaid, despite her thirsty attempts on Twitter. But now, she’s finally making a return to something she was actually good at once upon a time: music. Earlier this month, Lindsay Lohan released her first song in over a decade, and it’s kind of a bop. It’s called “Xanax,” which makes sense, because artists are always told to …

CGI Influencers Are The Latest Weird Instagram Trend Betches

At this point, we all know about influencers. Whether you follow them religiously or think they’re total jokes, it’s no longer a novel idea that fashion bloggers and generic hot people are making a living off of Instagram. At this point, the influencer market is honestly pretty saturated, because we can only have so many people getting paid to shill their FabFitFun boxes. So if there isn’t room for any more actual influencers, where do we go next? Why not make fake influencers? Apparently someone already thought of this, because there are actually a surprising number of CGI influencers. Yup, it’s an actual thing. Who are these “people,” and just like, why? Let’s unpack. In this bizarre corner of the …

Time To Get Weird: Weekend Horoscopes April 26-28 Betches

As April winds down and May roars in, it’s time to consult the stars on whether you should cut your hair, ghost that dude, or go on a lunch date with your mom where you absolutely know she’ll question your taste in men and inability to settle down for the tenth time. It may be vague, but let’s interpret the planets’ alignment in a way that’s favorable for us to either treat ourselves or eat only green vegetables all weekend. Will you join a SoulCycle class and become queen of workouts? Is your boss FINALLY going to let you sit in on department head meetings without being a bitch about it? Or will you take up a really interesting new …